#SARAHISASHITHOLE #FORNOTPOSTINGFORSOLONG

Okay guys, so this is my belated New Year’s update. There AREN’T gonna be picturessssssss, FORGIVE ME but it’s just been a while, and I’m rusty in typing, and I’m on my computer and getting pictures from my phone is way too high-tech and out of my range for me. Also, googling is not an option because I am just too lazy so BEAR WITH ME. Maybe later. (nekminit one year later…)

Okay, so it’s been a while, and you can pretty much list it off as laziness I have to make up for after one whole year of death in VCE. (Backup chorus cheers “Amen” even though I’m not Christian)

This is kinda nostalgic, typing at 1.30am in the morning. Takes me back to a time long ago when I used to post shit every hour or so.

Moment of silence for dedicated Sarah of January 2013.

A lot of exciting things have happened, namely my trip to Bangkok this New Year, rounded off with a terrific bout of food poisoning. I mean, I’m sure you’d be enthralled to hear all the gory details, but I’m sure you want to keep your breakfast/lunch/brunch/hightea/normaltea/dinner/linner/supper/ late-night-snack in your stomach. Trust, ain’t nothin’ pretty about having to forcibly contain Thai tomyum in your stomach.

I’m having second thoughts about becoming a dentist because when I had my food poisoning, the doctor came over to the hotel (some travelling doctor whoohoo: kudos to you my flight was moderately tolerable and I could worry more about the fact that my flight was an AIRASIA flight, excuse me have you read the news) and his nurse injected me twice in the rear end of my body. Yes, ladies and gentlemen I had buttock penetration. But not of the pornographic style (you dirty-minded whores), unless you have sterilised needle fetishes. It was basically not one, but TWO needles. One on each buttcheek, and let me tell you I was a baby. This BASICALLY was what went down:

Save the environment!

Every year, countless trees are sacrificed. Needlessly. Why? Why must they succumb to such a fate?

Save a tree today.

Don’t do VCE.

VCE Troublesss

Five down, one to go!

I think I messed up my chem majorly badly :////////. Mehhhh, it’s okay, 5th subject right? (cue nervous, hysterical laughing)

Omg, I hope everything turns out okay. I’m having like a super belated, extra late breakdown right now- aher.herher. Not only about EngLang, but all the VCE subjects I’ve done. Ahhhh, I don’t even know.

It’s okay, freedom is less than 24 hours away (at least for me) we’ll all be okay. I pinky swear this. Unless you already finished, then whatever. But if your last exam is EngLang/second language/etc- don’t worry. We’ll all be fine… Right? It’ll be over soon. (nervous crying laughing breakdown)

Ahhhhhhhh I don’t know what I’m gonna do when this is all over. VCE, A levels, IB, THEY ALL AGE YOU, I swear. We should be allowed to enjoy this Halloween season, right? Why do they do this to us?

*cries*

What is VCE?

Ahahah, forever procrastinating.

What is studying, ahhhhh. Am so dead right now, you have no idea.

Here, art.

GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY

For my homies doing VCE, good luck, everybody. I wish you all the success and good luck the world of minions can offer!

#loseringforlyf

Sooo. Just got home from school, and am procrastinating again heheh. Had last session off, because my teacher’s away today, soo whooooooooooo.

I decided to walk home because I am greatly unfit, HAHAHA. It’s pretty nice, walking. Possibly a venture I might consider again in the future.

And then of course, to reward my hard work, I went to Emporium (Rice Workshop) and got myself another one of these:

You can see my foot there, in the picture hehehehehehehehehehe. And yeah. OH BTW, idk if I’ve already mentioned this, but I heard from friends (and read on another friend’s blog ;)) that they have this shop in Chinatown, with the same twoooo dorrar soft serve, though I haven’t been to that one. SO TRY IT, IF YOU WANT. They have really good food too. 🙂

I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.

Holaaaaa, korean hotpot.

LOL I have this aunt who doesn’t remember her actual birthday, but celebrates her Chinese one, which is pree cool. I actually didn’t know about that until today, so GG. Hah, yeah.

Finally finishing my English essay, but it isn’t great. I’m sure the English geeks in my class have pulled some kind of Shakespearean voodoo out of their English hats, but I’m just sitting here with my FOB ass, fisherman Chinese hat struggling to weave them magic words into me essay. Oh, the troubles of life. I wish I could like, have my own unicorn slave that could magically conjure up these fantastic essays on command. Oh, that would be nice. My birthday’s coming soon. I DEMAND THIS, PLS.

What? I don’t care if their limited edition. I WANT ONE NAO.

Or, you could just be nice to me and read my blog. Whichever you want. ❤

Yeah, now I don’t even know. I’m addicted to Coldplay’s Clocks right now, bajeesus.

There’s nothing like…

The smell of paint.

My whole house reeks right now. So bad. All because it’s been repainted and whatnot, for Chinese New Year. Which is pretty cool and all, but…. mehhh.

I can’t wait for Chinese New Year to roll around, but I’m kinda depressed. Mostly cos I can’t collect ANYTHING. It’s not even funny. School starts on the 30th for me, so I can’t do anything but go back before- plus I’ve got UMAT lectures to attend on the 24th, which suckkssss balls. I hate this.

But, on the bright side, I guess I get to spend it with cousins in Australia. That IS pretty fun, and that’s what I did last year. AND the brother’s actually gonna be there this time, soooo that should be a lot of fun. We’ll see how it goes.