Fart, fart. Farpity fart.

Been slacking off lately. At leastzz, in terms of this blog. And I’m running out of titles, Goddamn it. Nowadays, I just put whatever comes to mind first.

I guess, it’s cos, I’ve been kinda not having any English essays. You know, those fun things that make me come on here and rant for no reason. And make me have good title inspirations. Whoooooooopee.

So yeah, just been kicking back, throwing rocks at people from my 22nd floor apartment (LOLJOKES, NO, I DON’T DO THAT, AND YOU SHOULDN’T EITHER.)

Hm. Maybe something less concussion enducing, such as, idk. Dollar notes. Oh, man. One day, I’d love to be rich enough to like. Throw dollar notes out my apartment with a loudspeaker just yelling “MAKING IT RAIN BITCHEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR SOCIETY HUH, BET YOU’RE NOT AS COOL AS ME. SUCKERS.”

Ah, imagine the wonders that would do to my ego. I can just see it now. In the distant futurez.

Oh, and I went to Coles before tutor the other day, AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND. MINION YOGURT.
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Nothing like a pair of new socks, mmm.


Thank you, cousin who came back from Korea! Muchos gracias and love hehhhh.

There’s nothing like seeing your phone light up and thinking that you have a Facebook notification or a message, when it’s just a message from the phone company saying you have almost no data left for the month :(.

There’s nothing like having gelato late at night, knowing that you’re gonna regret it later. Mmmm. Especially when it’s durian freaking gelato. I mean, come on, friends. And green tea. Full on asian persuasion.


I actually had all this stuff like a week ago, but I’m too lazy to just write a new one and leave this thing in my drafts, so DEAL WITH IT biatches.

Oh. And I almost forgot. THERE’S NOTHING LIKE HAVING A BAJILLION SACS AND EXAMS NEXT WEEK. Okay I swear never to rub this in your face again. Pinky swear. Continue reading


Nobody reading this blog can tell me that they’ve never had a bad day.

There are definitely those days, where life just seems like it can’t suck any more than it already does.

Your friends say something mean offhandedly, your teacher mentions something that just grazes you the wrong way, your boss shoots a stern word your way, you try to help someone and it just… hurts you back instead, you find out you have a bajillion things you have to do next week that might affect your future career if you muck up- and then you just get sad, the day just flops and never gets better.

No one comforts you because they don’t know what the hell’s wrong with you. And you can’t really see them caring in the future anyway. Plus, you’ve held it in for so long that maybe you’ve had enough. You’re tired of all the little things that have made you miserable. And you don’t give two fucks anymore. And sometimes you wish you could start over new, somewhere else.

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Well, ESSAY that I should stop with bad English puns.

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Ohhhh, they changed the whole thing on WordPress. I like it. Muehehehehe.

Mum just left for the airport a couple hours ago, and I’m working on my English essay. But as I so often do, I find myself typing a rant here, exploiting my creative frustrations furiously over a keyboard instead of writing my essay. Dem descriptions, baby.

Sometimes, when the feeling gets to me, I just pound away, and I often ask myself- “Damn, girl. Why you no J.K. Rowling yet, and why you no rolling around in big women and money?”

Hmmmm, thoughts.

Right now, I’m just pondering my future, and where to go. The course I wanna do is dentistry, but like most Year 12’ers, I’m having second thoughts about what I want to do, and WHERE I want to do it.

Applications open next month, and I’m getting cold feet! I have no idea what to do- and the steadfast future I had set about for myself is kinda losing its appeal. Maybe it’s like, when you get married, like in all those movies. You know, when the bride loses her nerve and wants to run out through the window because she isn’t sure the guy she chose is right. Maybe I’m going through the same thing, but with my career. I mean, it is a major factor of what I’m gonna do later on in my life, after all. UGH I hate it. It’s like, the adults suddenly spring up and tell you “WHOO YOU GOTTA PICK YOUR LIFE CAREER AND THE ONE YOU PICK NOW WILL WASTE AWAY YEARS OF YOUR LIFE AND IF YOU HATE IT SUCK IT NANANANANABOOBOO.”

I don’t know. Everything I see is appealing to me right now. Pharmacy, dermatology. Dentistry, of course. Commerce. Even Arts have slipped into my mind, and I do all the Sciency subjects, man. No music, no media, no art, shabamkadoozle. Nothing. Continue reading

A durian a day keeps your friends away >:)


I ended up getting more sick on Saturday :(.

Cos basically, the person I always GO WITH to tutor had a sleepover the previous night, so he had his parents drop him off that day. So I, WITH COMPLETELY ZERO SENSE OF DIRECTION AND OF WHERE I’M SUPPOSED TO GO, went on the bus alone. (Well, not technically alone. There was this other guy from my tutor class that I didn’t really talk to.) And I had this gut feeling that I was gonna miss the stop, because I’d doubt myself.

And that’s exactly what happened.

I relied on you, person aforementioned above! And the other guy from my tutor class that I don’t talk to. But yeah.

Anyway, so I missed the stop, because I rely on AFOREMENTIONED PERSON ABOVE to make sure I don’t get lost and stuff. And upon realising I missed the stop (7 bus stops later) I got off (with the other guy from my tutor class who turned out to be worse at directions than me), and it was raining. And then we walked there, pottering along in the rain, WALKING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF THE TUTOR’S HOUSE FOR 1 KM BEFORE WE REALISED IT WAS IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. YEAH. NOT EVEN KIDDING.

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Night fever, night feverrrrr.

Actually legitimately sick right now. Fever, flu, cough- the whole works.

Ugh, I feel like utter crap. My brain is throbbing and my throat’s like Africa in a drought. Not fun, my friends. Not fun. Freaking… Australian winter. What is up with Melbourne and the spastic weather? I mean, come on. A girl gotta stay healthy, man. This is not what I signed up for when I moved here.

Probably not gonna go out for the next few days :( which is quite sad, but I suppose I’m lucky it’s in the holidays and not during term. Or am I unlucky? Hmm.

I’ve just been playing “Rise of Berk” on my iPad. (based off the new How to Train Your Dragon 2, which is AMAZEBALLS BY THE WAY YOU MUST WATCH IT AHHHH.) It’s basically like, taking care of a bunch of dragons, levelling up, collecting wood, hatching eggs, expanding territory. You know that kinda game.

At first I was so addicted like WTF but now it’s kinda died down to an ehh. It’s okay. I mean, I still check on it every few hours or so, so I’d say that’s still pretty into the game. Meh, idk.

I consider myself tired of something when I haven’t checked up on it in over a week. Soooo, we’ll see how long that takes before it happens.


Let’s get down to business; to defeat the Huns!


Aw man, I’m so guilty. Haven’t blogged in so long, I’ve almost forgotten how.

Lots of things have happened since the last post, namely my FORMALLLLL WHOO. It was fun, and I enjoyed myself heaps. Good times. Thees is mai dress:


…Just kidding. It was this:


Went to the after party, which was a bust, then got really tired and just went home and slept. And yeahhh that’s mostly what happened.

Scrolling through my gallery- I actually took heaps of pictures to put up on my blog, but completely forgot to (nah, was just too lazy :P)

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